Things were supposed to go happy and smooth up in Minnesota, but noooo.. James had to bring up Under Siege, starring Steven Seagal. Apparently there is a rule that you science fiction movie don't know anything about Seagal (blog post) until you've watched this movie. I don't know who wrote it, but I think it's a pretty silly rule. Nevertheless, I

THE MARCH OF THE CLOWNS 2022 kicks off with a cult classic slasher from 1987, Blood Harvest! Tiny Tim stars as Mervo the Magnificent, a clown who happens to be around while a horror movie occurs. People are missing, the final girl is being tormented, and the director is trying to figure out how (blog post) many scenes he can get her in with as li

Monster Island, The Asylum’s 2019 mockbuster which was released ironically at the same moment as Godzilla King of the Monsters is about an Island called Monster Island. A monster may be found there; the monster is, in other words, the island. Because it is a film about an asylum it has a (Monster Island by Decker Shado) budget equivalent